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PREDICTIONBy: Sage_Naruto
Naruto 489 :
The Hokage Returns!Tsunade scene
Kakashi enters through the door
Tusnade looks up
Tsunade : !! Kakashi…I thought you were…(looks down)
Kakashi : Tsunade sama…glad to have you back…(smiles)
Tsunade : ……
Naruto : (he is shown walking out of ichiraku)
Naruto : See you later guys…(waving back at Ayame and Teuchi)
Teuchi : Take care Naruto…
Naruto is walking on the streets.
Naruto : *flashback*
Naruto : I will shoulder your hatred and we will both die!
Naruto : because I am your friend.
Sasuke : I finally killed one of konoha’s elder! And I have to tell u it was one of the greatest feelings in the world!!
Sasuke :When I kill everyone in konoha,by severing that bond we will be purified .That is the true revival of the uchiha!
Naruto remembers the crazy look in sasukes eyes
Flashback end.
Naruto : he is still walking through the village looking down.
?? : Naruto!!
Naruto : (turns around to see sakura)
Naruto : huh? Sakura-chan? Why are you here?
Sakura : (smiles) there’s someone who wants to see you naruto
Naruto : huh? ??
Kabuto scene
(night)
Anko is standing on top of an old building looking down.
Anko : Kabuto…what have you become?
Below kabuto has just killed the 3 ninjas and he is walking away..
He walks a little distance and then suddenly turns around
Anko : !! (Quickly falls back into cover) *did he see me?!* (little sweat drips down the side of her face.
Kabuto : stares at the spot where anko was standing then smiles, turns around and continues walking.
Anko : …(looks up again) *sigh*
Naruto comes in quickly trough the door followed by Sakura
Naruto: Granma Tsunade!!!
Tsunade : Naruto…
Naruto: hehe I knew that you wouldn’t go down that easily!
Tsunade : *smiles* sorry Naruto..
Naruto : huh?eh?..for what?
Tsunade : I wasn’t much of a hokage..it was my duty to protect the village …instead I let you fight…I let risking you fall into the hands of the akatsuki…I failed …
Naruto: That’s not true…most of us are alive today because of you granny...hehe He would be proud of you right now too (jiraiya’s picture is shown in the background.He is smiling)
Tsunade : *stares wide eyed at Naruto* …
Tsuande : …(smiles) Thank you ..naruto..
Sakura : *smiles*..
Kakashi : …
Sasuke : ARGH! (suddenly gets up sweating and starts looking around wildly)
Madara : (turns around) Bad dream..Sasuke?
Sasuke : (slowly puts one of his hands on his eyes as he starts to calm down) Madara…when can I use them?
Madara : you are recovering at an incredible rate Sasuke…but still it will take time..
Sasuke : how long?
Madara: …………(faces away again) a few more hours maby..
Sasuke : …………(slowly lies back down on the bed)
Sasuke : (thinking) these dreams….
Kakshi: so now we were just about to chose the new hokage…
Tsunade : I see…well then…ugh..(gets up holding the wall for support)
Shizune :!! Tsunade sama u must try to stand so quickly you have just recovered..u shouldn’t push-
Tsunade : (looks shizune straight in the eyes) shizune..i am the hokage..the village depends on me for it safety and protection at time like this..and if Madara really has declared a war..then we have no time to waste…
Shizune: yes but-
Sakura : we understand sensei…
Shizune : (looks at sakura surprised) …
Naruto : (starts to walk out of the room)
Tsuande : Naruto..where are you going?
Naruto : (looks back and grins) a war has almost begun…I have to get ready too ..(walks out)
Tsunade : …
Kakashi : …
Sakura : ..
Anko : (looking from behind cover)!!! no way! This is-!
Kabuto (suddenly appears behind her) : We have a guest now do we?
Anko : !! (sweat drips down her face..suddenly she throws a kunai with a paper bomb as she turns around to face kabuto)
*BANG*
Anko : (jumps a few feet back) heh…that should leave a mark…!!!
As the smoke clears kabuto is shown with a huge snake around him acting as his shield.
Kabuto : (from behind the snake) You are naïve as ever..Anko..
Anko : !!! …Kabuto..heh Still acting as Orochimaru’s little guinea pig I see.. Looks like you made yourself one of his test subjects this time…
Kabuto : (suddenly stops smiling and gets serious)Shut up…I am going to kill you right here…and then I will add your little body to my collection…..HAHHA you should be proud…u will be made part of a much greater Being than yourself…
Anko:!. ..(looking around) (Thinking: orochimaru..What are u up to now?)
Tsunade is shown standing on top of the hokage building wearing the hokage hat..
Tsunade : (looking at the village which is still in ruins) ……….(looks down)
The Village hokage monuments are shown.
Tsunade : I am sorry…(sheds a tears)..
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PREDICTIONBy: Mincedmeat
Naruto 489:
Allies?Scene is at Ichiraku’s and Naruto is chowing down on some Ramen whilst thinking back.
(Madara is tied up by Yamato’s wood release technique and has just finished telling Naruto of the Uchiha clan’s history.)
Madara: I can tell the fire of the senju clan dwells within you. I can see the first Hokage in you. Though dead he still lives on he was my rival....and I admired him and hated him more than anyone else.......Senju and Uchiha......Fire and Hatred......Naruto and Sasuke....
You two have been chosen by fate...Revenge is the Uchiha clan’s destiny....Sasuke has taken on the hatred of the entire Uchiha clan and that hatred on the world...Hatred is his greatest weapon, friend and strength.
(Naruto goes to pay the ramen chef)
Chef: No way Naruto you’re the hero of konoha you will get free ramen here for the rest of your life.
(Naruto’s face is one of ecstacy with tears running down his cheeks)
Naruto: You mean it gramps
Chef: Yea now go on
(Naruto leaves the shop and is walking down the street thinking)
Naruto: Destiny, Curse, Hatred (goes sage mode) Like I give a damn time to get back to training.
(Ping comes across Naruto’s forehead)
Naruto: Granny Tsunade’s chakra has returned (Grin comes to his face)
(Sakura comes sprinting out of a side street)
Sakura: Did you hear lady Tsunade’s woken up
(She slides in front of Naruto almost about to hug him then stops and gets embarrassed causing an awkward moment.)
Naruto: Yeah I just sensed her Chakra....but (Naruto turns around) I’ve got to get stronger (starts running turned around) If I wanna bring Sasuke back. I’ll go visit grandma Tsunade later.
(Sakura watches as he bounds away into the distance)
Sakura: Naruto..(Smiles and turns as well running in the opposite direstion) I will get stronger too.
(Naruto flashes through Jiraiya, Pain and Minato then flashes to a pic of Sasuke)
Naruto: Don’t worry I’ll break the Uchiha clan’s hatred and if I can break that I can definitely change the world.
(Naruto zooms past the gate out of the village Kotetsu and Izumo are lounging around carefree)
Kotetsu: Later....
Izumo: ....Naruto
(Naruto is sitting in a forest surrounded by trees meditating and Karin is hiding from him a few tree’s away)
Naruto: You know there is no point in hiding I’m a sensory type now. You know I Knew you were following me since I left the village.
Karin: Yes ....can we speak.
Naruto: If you want.
(Naruto opens his eyes and stares at Karin walking out from behind a tree and making her way in front of him standing)
Naruto: Sit down and relax I’m not going to bite you
(Karin gets flustered cheeks)
Karin: Would you?
(Karin looks sideways and gets a shocked expression on her face)
Karin: No way this chakra....It’s Lord Orochimaru’s Chakra.
Naruto: No it isn’t....
(Kakashi is speaking with the elders)
Kakashi:We brought back a girl with us that was part of Sasuke's team.
Inoichi: We'll probe her mind right away (stands up)
KakAshi: Not so fast she's pretty banged up and I think she will help us.
Koharu: Where is this girl?
Kakashi: Don't worry I've got someone watching her.
(Naruto stands up and sees a hooded figure walk out from behind some trees)
(Kabuto pulls back his hood revealing his face with a large grin)
Kabuto: Been a while hasn’t it Naruto (Looks at Karin) had enough of that brat who killed Lord Orochimaru Karin?
(Karin is in shock and pushes her glasses closer to her face about to say something but lost for words)
Naruto: Cut to the chase Kabuto and tell me why you are here.
(Sage mode activates)
Kabuto: Now now Naruto don’t be hasty.... I thought we were allies you and I.
Naruto: What are you getting at?
Kabuto: You want to know what Madara is really planning don’t you?
Naruto: Tell me!!!
(Sai lands and wraps kabuto in ink snakes)
Sai: Yes tell us (points his sword to the back of Kabuto's neck)
Naruto: I wondered when you would make a move Sai.
Kabuto: Well if you let me go then i wont have to kill you bug(Snake comes from his hand and retracts back in)..... then between me and her (looks at Karin) I think we can figure it out.
(Sakura, Tsunade and Shizune barge in on the Elder meeting)
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!
What do Karin and Kabuto know and whats going to happen with the kage meeting now that Tsunade has appeared?
Naruto 490:
The Real Truth ____________________________________________________________
Status:
PREDICTIONby: State of Naruto (S.O.N)
Naruto 490:
The Mayhem StartsShizune (on the bed with Tsunade): And that's all that happen when you were unconscious my lady..
Tsunade (with an Intense look on her face): Well, what the hell do you think you are doing then !!
This is no damn time for celebrations, and smiley faces, tell the Medical team to begin working on a drug that will close Sasuke's eyes off forever !!!!!
Shizune: (in thought) that didn't take long for her to get back to her old self haha
Shizune: yes my lady !!
Unknown Medical ninja: we should also tell the villagers that you are conscious.
Madara and Sasuke
Madara: I still don't understand, why you had a change of heart....
Sasuke: Done with that, all that matter is the Leaf's days are coming to an conclusion, (Sasuke with a god awful smile)
A winter is coming that it will never recover from..
(now fused again)
Zetsu: (lurking on the wall above, Madara & Sasuke, half way in a another dimension half way in the same dimension)
white Zetsu: (thinking) what the hell is Madara thinking just giving that nut, *Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan* Madara should know better, whats stopping Sasuke from betraying us like he did to his comrades ?? and now that he has that power I could be alive one minute and dead the next minute,
black Zetsu: i hate to agree with you but, this is the worst mistake Madara has made yet.. Look at that Psychopath's smile, after he destroys Konoha we are next. after all Madara helped in the massacre, look here is the plan after Sasuke's done fighting the Leaf we move in for the kill, he should be weaken enough..
White Zetsu: i was about to say the same thing. but do we tell Madara ??/
Black Zetsu: no its clear Madara's thoughts are clouded, hes falling for Sasuke because, he sees to much of himself. he wants Sasuke to defeat Naruto. he wants the Uchiha to defeat the Senju.. we don't tell Madara because business just got personal for him...
Back to the Leaf as the news of Tsunade's consciousness hits every block !!!!!
Shikamaru: look dude if you are sh*itting me I'm going ... (( being cut off))
Random leaf ninja: i sh*it you not, Lady Tsunade is conscious !!!!!
Shikamaru: well i better head over to Ichiraku's, and tell naruto he could use some good news right about now..
Two elders (with an disbelief look) Tsunades awake ?!?!
Unknown Messagers boy: that's right
Two elders: it doesn't matter we have already decided that she was not hokage anymore, and now Kakashi is hokage..
Kakashi: wait a minute we should discuss this with the others and lady Tsunade herself and, come to think of it now that i know its another person for the job my personal feelings have changed ...
Two elders: what are you suggesting, Kakashi Hatake, this makes things more complicate now..
Kakashi: I'm suggesting we should respect Lady Tsunade, and take into account my personal thoughts now ..
Shikamaru: gets to Ichiraku's)) Naruto !!!!!!!!!!
Teuchi: what ??? was Naruto supposed to be here or something ??
Shkamaru (looks around the shop) was naruto here a few minutes ago ??
Teuchi: nope not at all, the funny thing is i was expecting him too, but naruto is a no show so far today..
Shikamaru: oo boy, i knew he was up to something (running out the shop) thanks old man
Ayame: what was that all about ??
Teuchi: who knows ??? back to work..
(Naruto in a unknown location that is highly destroyed outside the village is seen laying out on the ground) with two sage clone standing on one knee each, around him
sh*it i can only control the 9 tails powers up to 3 tails, whats going on here i thought I'd be better at this by now...
(Naruto dozing off looking at the clouds an image of Sasuke faces appears) (Naruto with an serious look) humps up and goes at it again)
Naruto: ahhhhhh bring out the Foxe's chakra up too 3 tails and slowly tries to blind up to 4 tails
sage clone one :you think I'm going to loses controll again ??
sage clone two: i don't want to answer that)) (naruto is talking to himself)
Naruto: enters 4 tails mode and is able to talk, keeping some of his characteristics at the same time
Sage clone one: he did it !!!!
Naruto/4tail mode: with an darken sound in his voice YESSSSS THATS ONE MORE TAIL I HAVE CONTROL IN 5 TO GO !!!!! while in celebration Naruto loses his concentrations and the fox's charka overflows turning Naruto's 4 tails into 5 tails, than loses his control over himself again
Naruto/5 tails hagrgrgrgrghhhhh
Sage clone 1 & Sage clone 2: swiftly reacts grabbing and holding naruto from opposite sides the collision creates an massive shock wave)
Sage clone 1:(holding on to the 5 tails) not this sh*it again
Sage clone 2: haaaa we cant let it go on a ham page just keep holding on
Naruto/5 tails GRAHAHHAAAA
the earth below begins to smash apart
the sage clones with the adventage in number over comes the Kyuubi **BOOF naruto turns back to his normal self
Naruto (fails back to the ground and the clones back to one knee)
Naruto:laying on the ground in awful pain for the Kyuubi transformations, hehe this training is perfect I'm working on sage mode and controlling the fox at the same time
but i cant keep this up i have only been doing this for like 45 minutes and I'm done for
(once again looking at the clouds the image of Sasuke's face appears)
Naruto: i cant stop now ..
Naruto Is Becoming Stronger In His Own Outrageous Way !!!!!!!!!
But Is It To Much For One Man To Take ??
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PREDICTIONby : The Icon
Naruto 489:
Incomplete TrainingThe Chapter opens up with madara and Sasuke.
Madara: sasuke you should not be up right now, the eye takes time to activate.
Sasuke: Don't worry the sharingan is coming on fine, i don't need to rest.
Madara: ....
Sasuke: The eternal power of the mangekyou sharingan feel so damn good. i never imagined it was possible to feel, to have this much power huhhahaha just soon everything will go as i plan..
Madara: (to himself) seem like you failed itachi. sasuke has now surpass your wishes. or maybe you already knew sasuke would take your eyes, why telling him so much about the sharingan..just how much did you know? but it doesn't matter now because sasuke is under my controll.
Scene is back to kohana now. kakashi walks in the room to see tsunade.
Tsunade: kakashi? i thought you was...
Kakashi: i will explain everything
Naruto's scene, naruto is coming out of ichiraku's ramen shop
Naruto: just how strong are you sasuke? it is destiny that we fight.. there is no doubt that i can beat you sasuke but and i am the only one that will fight you, i hope you know what i was thinking back then.. The 4th sealed the fox spirit inside me so that i could be able to defeat madara, its time i learn how to use it..
Back to kakashi and tsunade, they are walking in the village
tsunade: i see so thats what happened, just what is madara planing? does he know how dangerous it is to even be in the presence of the juubi. my parents use o tell me stories about the sage of the sixth paths and i usually thought they were just stories..
Kakashi: madara is just too unbeatable, i don't think there is a ninja alive who can beat him. (kakashi to himself, not even my mangekyou sharingan had an effect on him)
Tsunade: The 4th could not stop him and he figured that if he sealed the fox chakra in his son he would be able to use it to stop madara.. but...
Kakashi: i know naruto still have not learned to controll the nine tail fox yet..
Kakashi and tsunade stumple up on naruto
Naruto uses summoning justu to bring out Fukasuku
Naruto: tsunade? granny tsunade you are o.k
Tsunade: yea.. why have you summoned Fakasuku
Naruto: i have to resume my sage training, i had to hurry up to get back to the villlage because of pain and i left it unfinished... and its time i learn to controll the nine tail fox inside me..
Tsunade, kakashi, and Fakasuku is all surprised
Naruto: my dad gave me this power so that i could master it, and protect everyone in the village. and that is what i intend to do, i will change the ninja system in this world.
Fakasuku: naruto you are the child of prophecy, and you are the one who will change this world, so i will resume your training.. but i must warn you this training will be like nothing you have ever face before. its time i teach you everything related to your bloodline.
Naruto 490: Away He Goes Again
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PREDICTIONby: killerrabbit
Naruto 489:
The Slug Princess(The scene is the Daimyo meeting)
Daimyo: Ah, well erm we can't have two hokages, can we?
Homura: Even if she's awake she can't be in any condition to lead us into war.
Daimyo: That is a good point.
Kakashi: Um, may I point out that we don't know what condition she's in, she is Tsunade after all.
Scene change to Tsunade
Shizune (crying): Tsunade-sama!!!! I never thought...
Sakura runs in.
Sakura (crying) : Sensei! I just heard. We , we thought you'd never wake up.
Tsunade: Well, I guess you were wrong. Now tell me what I've missed.
Sakura and Shizune try to talk to Tsunade by they keep bursting into tears.
Tsunade (thinking) : I guess better get Kakashi.
All of a sudden there's a commotion. Naruto barges in, he's pissed.
Naruto: Tsunade-ba, I heard you were awake! Make this weirdo stop following me!
Sakura punches Naruto.
Sakura: Be more sensetive!
Tsunade: No, its alright, Naruto I wanted to see you. Thank you, for saving the village.
Naruto: Its no problem, I'll do it anytime.
Tsunade: Jirayia would have been so proud.
Naruto: Yeah, and my father too.
Tsunade: Your... father?
Naruto: Yeah, I'll tell you about it later. First, get this crazy person away from me.
Tsunade: Who are you talking about?
A voice: Hey, let go of me!
Shikamaru walks in, he's holding Karin.
Shikamaru: Should you be spying on the hokage?
Karin: I wasn't... I was just trying to find out...
Naruto (pointing at Karin) : Its her! Stop following me!
Tsunade: Who is she?
Sakura: She was traveling with Sasuke, she left him and came back to Konoha with us, Sensei?
Tsunade seems to have gone white. She has a flashback.
Tsunade wakes up in the tent, its night and no one seems to be around.
Tsunade: What happened?
A voice: So she awakes...
Tsunade: Who is it!?
The voice laughs.
Tsunade: I know that laugh, but how, is it you Oro-?
Kabuto steps into view.
Kabuto: I guess you're still a bit addled.
Tsunade: You! I thought I sent someone to kill you.
Kabuto: Tsk, tsk you should be more polite to the person whose giving you life.
Tsunade: Giving me..
Kabuto: Your condition is serious, you should be dead. Fortunately I was able to give you temporary treatment. Enough to awaken and live long enough to do my bidding.
Tsunade: Why you.. how long do I have?
Kabuto: Could be a week, two weeks, two days, I'm not sure. But I really need your help.
Tsunade: Dammit, and why should I trust you?
Kabuto: Because I could easily kill you and the people I've put to sleep to get to you tonight. As I see it I gave you this life so you'll do what I please with it. Don't worry I'm not entirely heartless.
Tsunade: Fine, I'll do what you want but under one condition leave everyone in the leaf village unharmed tonight and tell me what you're up to.
Kabuto: That's not really one condition..
Tsunade: You'd be amazed how hard I can make your life in a few days.
Kabuto: Fine.
….....
Tsunade: But, that's....
Kabuto: Do it, you agreed didn't you?
Tsunade: How will I recognize...?
Kabuto: Naruto will be all the help you need. Oh and try not to let them know I was here.
Tsunade: Huh...why am I...
Kabuto: Well I can't have you awake like this, timing is everything.
Back to present.
Tsunade: Sorry, this girl reminds me of someone. So you were with Sasuke? And he had some other companions right?
Karin: Um, yeah, two in fact.
Tsunade: Right, Naruto! Starting right now you are on a mission to find those companions and bring them to Konaha.
Naruto: But I can't, I have to train!
Tsunade: Naruto, this is an order from your Hokage.
Naurto: I thought Kakashi was...
Tsunade: Not yet he isn't. Also you're taking her with you.
Naruto: You've got to be kidding! She's the one I'm trying to get away from!
Tsunade (to Karin): That's okay with you right?
Karin: Um, I guess. Those guys might be looking for me.
Shizune: Tsunade-sama, aren't you rushing a bit, I mean shouldn't you send a chunin or jounin with them.
Tsunade: Yeah. Shikamaru you're going too.
Shikamaru: But I came here for something else..
Tsunade: One more thing, I'm going to prepare a scroll. You're to meet a jounin in the field. The scroll will order her to suspend her mission and join yours.
Shikamaru: Her? Another girl?
Tsunade: Actually a kunoichi who has experience with Orochimaru and his men.
Karin (thinking): Who could she be talking about?
Naruto: What are you doing? Write that scroll. I need to complete this mission as fast as possible!
Sakura (wearily): Naruto....
What is this new mission? What is Kabuto up to?
Naruto 490:
A Tale of Two Chakras ___________________________________________________________
Status:
SPOOF PREDICTIONby: Numinous
(At Ichiraku’s Bar)
Naruto: Another bowl, my good man!
Teuchi: Another pork ramen coming up!
Ayame: Right!
Iruka: Naruto…
Naruto: Yes, Iruka-sensei?
Iruka: You’re still thinking about saving Sasuke, aren’t you?
Naruto: Well…
Iruka: Yep, I knew it. As a former sensei of you, I’ll give you a piece of advice.
Naruto: What is it?
Iruka: Forget Sasuke and go get friggin’ laid, Naruto! This is a shounen manga, not a shounen-ai one!
Naruto: Uh?
Iruka: Just come. (grabs Naruto by the collar)
Naruto: What about my ramen?!
Iruka: COME!
(On the street)
Iruka: (points at a lamppost) See that lamppost? Behind it is Hinata wondering why you don’t talk with her since you defeated Pain.
Hinata: (thinking) Oh no, I’ve been discovered! But will my stalking pay off?
Naruto: You see, Iruka-sensei, Danzou announced that Sasuke was a missing-nin an-
Iruka: No excuses, Naruto! You went Six-tails because of her!
Naruto: Hummm, well…
Iruka: (smacks Naruto) Now go and do her. I’ll even pay you ramen for a week if you succeed!
Naruto: Really?!
Iruka: Heck, I even pay you ramen for a year if you go on a foursome with her, that new girl from Sasuke’s team and Sakura!
Naruto: Goodbye panels with homo-erotic hints, hello crazy heterosexuality!
Iruka: Thank God!
(At the infirmary)
Tsunade: So, what happened while I took a nap?
Male Medical Nin: Tsunade-sama, you were in a co-
Shizune: Nothing, nothing… *cough*danzouwasappointedasactingsixthho kage*cough*
*cough*andbrandedsasukeasamissingnin*cou gh*
*cough*andsasukegotridofhim*cough*
*cough*andkakashiwasbeingelectedsixthhok agerightnowifyoudidnotwakeup*cough*
Tsunade: Shizune, I’m not stupid…
Shizune: Yikes!
Tsunade: So all I do is take a nap and these people go batshit crazy? Screw this village, I save them from certain death and this is how they pay me back? Shizune, go tell Kakashi he can be Sixth Hokage for all I care and grab Tonton, we’re going to Las Vegas on a spending spree!
Shizune: Not this again…
(At the Hokage election room)
Shizune: Tsunade-sama is retiring and gives the leadership of the village to Kakashi.
Fire Daimyou: So it’s settled, Hatake Kakashi, you’re the Sixth Hokage!
Kakashi: HELL YEAH! (starts doing a victory dance) Kakashi, is your birthday! Go Kakashi, go Kakashi! Oh yeah!
Shikaku: Please, Kakashi, restrain yourself…
Kakashi: Oh, talking about restraining, I want to pass the first Kakashi law, can I, can I?
Shikaku: Why do I sense this won’t go well….
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(At the construction site)
Chouji: Rebuilt the village with nothing above the waist? What kind of law is that, has Kakashi-sensei something against shirts?
Shikamaru: I think it’s a good law. What do you two think about it?
Ino: Shikamaru, stop talking to my breasts… (tries to hide her breasts)
(At Sunagakure)
Gaara: So, what says the Wind Daimyou?
Suna nin: Literally: “FAT DAIMYOU DEMANDS MORE PIES, OM NOM NOM NOM!!!! Oh and I approve the Shinobi Alliance Army. DON’T FORGET MY PIES!!!!”
(At Kirigakure)
Ao: Now that we know that the Water Daimyou approves the Army, I have to ask you something, Mizukage-sama.
Mei: Yes?
Ao: We were after Danzou, right?
Mei: Yes, you know that.
Ao: So how never caught him if we were the firsts to chase him?
Mei: Oh, I already filled my angered ticket to Kishimoto. But probably he just forgot about us.
Ao: Those tickets, do they work?
Mei: Well, Anko and Kurenai filled their tickets ages ago, and Kurenai doesn’t appear since chapter 406, so…
Ao: We’re screwed.
Mei: Pretty much.
(At the Akatsuki Hideout)
Sasuke: (with a walking stick) How long do I have to keep the bandages?
Madara: (puts a foot in front of Sasuke’s legs) Well… (Sasuke stumbles upon Madara’s foot and falls in the floor)
Sasuke: Gaahhh!
Madara: This week will be so much fun!
Zetsu: My turn!